Jake MatteraWe Shouldn’t Have Booked This Escape Room On Election DayLook, I know this is a bummer and we all were waiting for today to vote in person, but Aunt Sherry wanted to go to an escape room on her…Nov 3, 2020Nov 3, 2020
Jake MatteraHello, I’m Your Couch and I Really Need A BreakHey, Look, I love all the newfound time we’re spending together but I need some space. Just as you’ve been sitting on me, I’ve been…May 18, 2020May 18, 2020
Jake MatteraI Can’t Wait Until This Quarantine Is Over So That I Can Unrescue This DogFULL DISCLOSURE: I only got this dog so that I had a justified reason to go outside during quarantine. I’m totally fine being by myself. I…Apr 16, 2020Apr 16, 2020
Jake MatteraList of Suggested Royal Baby Names — Originally published April 2018Francis TicklefightApr 13, 2020Apr 13, 2020
Jake MatteraMy Friend Used Wawa’s Secret Menu And Now He’s GrittyNobody believes me but one night, about a month ago, my friend Mitch and I were at Wawa, ordering gobbler bowls, and an older woman came…Oct 31, 2018Oct 31, 2018
